kimkellyismygirlfriend:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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Wtf is riding the trolley?

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artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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omgitsnils:

 as-seenon-tv:

This is better then my whole blog

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abrekazam:

fantastic-geronimo-allonsy:

fullmetalmom:

vagisodium:

oh shit theres a baby on board? fuck well i guess i wont rear end you like i normally would

the baby on board sign is to alert paramedics in the event of a crash that theres a baby that needs to be attended to first u absolute fucking walnut

absolute fucking walnut

Oh how I’ve missed this post.

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straightlock:

summerseachild:

batched:

genies:

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit 

the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit

The biggest disappointment in life is when good shows give you a bad finale like I waited nine years and u give me this shit

I love how I have a vague idea what shows they are talking about

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sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

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the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

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JJ/Emily + White, requested by soul-wanderer.

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elletrico:

an actual photo of me this summer

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Sasha Alexander being her dorky, adorable self on Conan O’Brian

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